Digital DickGirls

Olivia and Megan welcome Krysten to the crew. Alternate title: “Wonder Triplet Powers: ACTIVATE!

Hey, if something was going to get me off my lazy ass it would be noticing this showing up at Renderosity. My raven-haired-goddess collection would be lacking without her. Bonus, because I started with the provided default and, as usual, arrived at the inescapable conclusion that more eye makeup was required:

The VIP ticket “fan signing” was fairly vague about the the “who was signing who” part, and, importantly… with what. [Kegeling intensifies.] Previously on Gaga for Horse Cock … One , Two , Three , Four . Render Notes: The bimbo is wearing a stab at a more realistic fur coloring, sort of a mink jacket with a silver fox collar as a juxtaposition to the necessarily more flamboyantly colored coat required of a fashion-forward pop/movie star. Mostly trying to see if it was possible to come up with something believable. I think it kinda works. Granted, I suspect the quality of the mink texture is not what the success of this piece really hinges on. Just a hunch, but I think people will mostly focus on bump mapping details in the bimbo’s hair… or maybe the giant horse dong. Toss up, really.

From the journal of Dr. Ezada von Z’Hel: Reproductive Trial: 341, Subject: “Madysin,” Further increasing industrial lubrication by .01ml. Fertilization via vaginal penetration remains inconclusive.  Addendum: Trial 340. Remind facility personnel to unclog body disposal chute from Trials 335, 336, 337, 338, and 339.  To do: redress HOA complaints about body disposal chute.  Render Notes: Stumbled across a very old, half-finished render and figured it’d be a lot easier to just do some tweaks on it and get something new out. Cut to: five hours of rebuilding Octane textures later… Fuck… Screw you, sunk cost fallacy! I finished anyway. Featuring my old flames, Victoria 3 and the HiroGens. Damn, those old Wishmaster tit morphs were great.

Tammi’s 3rd-trimester visit to the Bimbo’s Wellness Clinic introduced some doubts as to its medical accreditation. It was always cold enough for Dr. Megan to wear fur coats, her bedside matter was positively atrocious, the metal shackles irritated her skin, and the constant agonized screaming from the family planning wing did not contribute to a restful atmosphere. She resolved to update her Yelp review accordingly.

“Hey, Helena, does this look good on me?” Render Notes : Surprising no one who pays attention to this blog and the DA account .

Lady Minx, laying down on the job.

It’s science! Render Notes: Gave a whirl to ‘in render’ cum with an old prop and a material that popped up in Octane’s online library recently-ish. Going to keep doing cum in post-work long term, because it’s more versatile.

I have weird fetishes. Let me remind you of them.

‘Sup.

I mean… totally engaged hi-end work product! Render Notes: Eh, gaming a lot recently, it’s a phase. So just trying to do some multi-tasking with mirrored poses and no backgrounds. Actual Render Notes: When all my renders start showing up naked, that’s when you know I completely gave up. XD

That couch is gonna need a shitload of Febreze. Render Notes: Recently reminded people like girls with horse wangs. And I like girls horse wangs too! SYNERGY!

Gal and Lynda unload after a long day on the set. Render Notes: I am eager for Wonder Woman 2 to be set in the 80s. Actual Render Notes: Forender.com added a new Lynda Carter morph, so I picked up the older Gal Gadot morph because, of course I did. Lower than usual output Notes: Civ 6 expansion came out. Other than being the same unholy pit from which time cannot escape, i.e. a Civ game, it brings some nifty new features. The AI is slightly less diplomatically retarded (this is very, very, very low bar), though they love declaring joint war out of the blue as soon as the tech is researched. Fun Fact, if I happen to found a religion, I name it “Fur Fetishism” and try to take over the world with it. It's fun when city-states ask to be converted to Fur Fetishism. I’m like, “hah, you obviously don’t know how little porn we have, suckers!” Bonus head-shot:

Karen, Charlize, Katy, and Olivia enjoy a private show. Render Notes: The big boobed bimbo stripper will definitely be working the pole. Four at time, in fact. Actual Render Notes: Tried to figure out where this club scene came from (as opposed to Karen, who came on it), but outside of it being in a folder called “GM Club” I got nothing. “Gentlemens’ Club”? Contextually, that doesn’t work on a few different levels in this render… Eh, dangers of buying Poser content and not using it for over a decade… Suffice to say, liberal material embellishment via the Octane Render LiveDB. What I am most proud of with this one? The soda machine light via texture emission. (Make up your own joke about Karen’s emission.)

…with some sexy, very high-caliber pistols. Render Notes: More like Sex Rifles, amirite? Ahem. I’ll show myself out… Actual Render Notes: FoRender released their Karen Gillan morph . I figured a fellow UK resident and FoRender morph, Jamie should welcome her to the club. The “very big” club. I’m sure they’ll put whatever historic enmity exists between English and Scottish behind them and go find some American bimbos to fuck.